An Exhaustive Investigation into Noah Centineo's Dating History

Some things in this life are guaranteed. Just as surely as the sun rises each morning, every time a new To All the Boys movie drops, everybody’s Noah Centineo infatuation and/or fascination is reignited in full force. In honor of the To All the Boys: Always and Forever release, it’s time to reacquaint ourselves with all things Noah, and that includes his ~love life.~ There are so many questions there!

Does Noah have a girlfriend? Who else has he dated? Does he believe in life after love? Can he feel something inside him say “I really don’t think you’re strong enough?” Am I just quoting Cher for no reason at this point?

To spare you the trouble of combing through Noah’s relationship history while your friends wonder if your obsession with YA heartthrobs is a cry for help, I did it for you. No need to thank me—here’s what I discovered!

Noah Has Dated Several Ladies, Including:

Stassie Karanikolaou

Last year, there was a now-debunked rumor that Noah and Stassie (aka Kylie Jenner’s right-hand gal) got MARRIED. Yes, I’m serious. While they may have never been in wedded bliss, they were finally photographed together last Halloween. As far as we know, the pair is still going strong. Who knows, maybe one day there’ll be a real wedding.

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Alexis Ren

After meeting through friends, Noah and this model/influencer linked in 2019. From there they basically spent a year taking ridiculously adorable pics together. At their 10 month mark, Noah told Harper’s Bazaar that it was “the longest relationship [he’s] ever been in.”

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Unfortunately, he and Ren officially parted ways in early 2020, and now all evidence of each other is wiped from their respective IG accounts. A true pity. 😩

Kelli Berglund

Apparently, Noah and Lab Rats actress Kelli Berglund dated briefly about five years ago. But because neither of them were particularly famous back then, there’s very little evidence save for some old Instagrams from 2013. That’s right, I scrolled back five full years to show you this:

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Angeline Appel

Rumor has it that actress Angeline Appel and Noah dated for over two years, and there’s tons of evidence to support it. Like, this kissy picture (which, please note, was actually posted by a fan account—a fan account that has borrowed Angeline’s name…):

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And this cute pool moment:

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Lauren Kolodin

The internet seems to low-key think Noah and singer Lauren Kolodin briefly dated, which is maybe true based on this photo from yet *another* fan account:

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Cute, but take this one with a grain of salt.

FYI, His Perfect Date Sounds Incredible

So, what does Noah get up to when he is taken? Oh, you know, just some casual sunset reading sessions. Back when he used to live at a hotel like some sort of hunky Eloise, Noah experienced what he describes as his best first date ever. “She’d come over late afternoon sometime close to sunset or just before and I said bring a book, and we traded,” Noah explained, causing me to turn into a literal puddle. “I gave her The Celestine Prophecy and she gave me You Are the One by Kute Blackson, and we read. For, like, three hours.”

If you’re more into adventure do not fret! Noah’s got a taste for that too. He jetted off to South Africa with Alexis Ren when they dated. Cue my pre-pandemic vacation envy.

But That’s Nothing Compared to the Most Romantic Thing He’s Ever Done

Ugh, guys, I have no words, so I’ll just let Noah tell this story: “I would say one of the most romantic things I’ve done is I’ve taken a girlfriend back to her hometown when she hadn’t been back for years,” he said. “It was in Puerto Rico, and we stayed there for about a week and a half. She showed me the different places she grew up around.”

^Me RN, after hearing this story.

P.S. He’s Super Dirty with the Girls He’s Dating

Noah might give off a ~I wanna read to you shirtless and then play some acoustic guitar also while I’m shirtless~ vibe, but apparently he really just wants to talk dirty all day. At least, according to a viral video (which I won’t show here!) featuring him musing, “So, are you gonna show me how you squirt or what?” Honestly, I have no words. But this GIF seems appropriate:

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