Lorraine doesn't want to 'shove Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop nonsense up herself'

Lorraine Kelly has weighed in on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Christmas gift guide, declaring she ‘doesn’t want to shove any nonsense up herself.’

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Gwyneth has unveiled her wild Goop Christmas guide, featuring items including a $100,000 ($70,000) bath tub, a ouija board, and a lamp made out of bread.

However, Lorraine was having none of it, with the star warning showbiz correspondent Ross King that she’s not putting any of Gwyneth’s items on her Christmas list.

‘You can get sustainable bog roll a lot cheaper than that and I don’t want a lamp made of bread,’ she said.

The 60-year-old added: ‘And I don’t want any nonsense things you shove up yourself either, thanks.’

Ross responded: ‘That’s where you can stick all of it basically, then, that’s what you’re saying?’ before insisting: ‘I’m not crying with laughter, it’s the wind.’

We can only assume Lorraine was referring to Gwyneth’s controversial vagina cleaning products, including a ‘vaginal cleansing brush’, which was slammed by gynaecologists.

The Goop boss didn’t disappoint with her recent Christmas gift guide, suggesting we buy our friends and family a hand poke tattoo kit, an entire infrared sauna for $6,899 (£5,319) and a Ouija board for $1,995 (£1,536).

If that doesn’t quite float your gift-giving boat, the 48-year-old put an Avocado Green mattress on the list for $38,000 (£29k) or an entire self-heating concrete bath tub, if you’ve got a spare $100k to splash out.

For those of you who don’t have thousands of pounds to spend on a bath tub right now, Gwynnie also suggested a $15 (£11) vulva colouring book, her infamous vagina and orgasm candles, or a lamp shaped like a baguette for $210 (£161).

Lorraine airs weekdays at 9am on ITV.

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